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You here for the games? Yes
You athlete? Yes
Yeah, right... anything to declare? No
Are you sure? Drugs, explosives, coming out? No, no everything's fine.
You must go through detector. But I already passed through the metal detector
over there. No, you must go through gaytector.
You must remove every metal or gay object you are carrying.
Remove what? Keys, belt, quick change... firefighter calendar,
leather underwear, Lady Gaga CDs... (finding skates in bag)
Ah-Ah! You play hockey! No, figure skating...
You sure, not hockey player? Nope... figure skating!
Are you SURE, not hockey player? Yes! Yes! Okay, hockey player, fine!
Ah, you real athlete!... go through...