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BEFORE...
Children, come, come in... Enter the House of the Lord.
Come and listen to my sermons.
I'll tell you stories from the Bible...
How God created the world in six days...
And how Jesus...
Oh f*** it!
Kids just aren't interested anymore!
NOW...
This man's life has changed for good.
Since he discovered The Bible according to The Cat,
converting children is easy.
This is The Bible according to The Cat.
With lots of funny cartoons.
Come in...
Come into the House of the Lord
The Bible according to The Cat,
the best way of getting...
children into churches.
The Bible according to The Cat
The Bible for Everybody.
And now, my dears...
We will receive communion with delicious chocolate wafers.
Here, my little cherub, this is my body...
The Bible according to The Cat
The Bible for Everybody...
Including children