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Soon in theatres... maybe
This time you're ***
It's the President.
Right away Mr President.
Raquet..
Raquette here.
They still call him Raquette.
Fox Sports, ESPN,
and even those god damn NFL *** wanted me for their mascot.
When all hope is lost, HE is hope.
Ever since your past last triumph against the dark forces of football,
the French have turned crazy about tennis.
But it seriously pissed off every other sports !
The evil Double H has bought off the various sport leagues.
This evil villain plans to attack every tennis court with poop-bombs.
All you see on TV now is tennis. I'm gonna crap on tennis!
Raquette...
kick the ***'s balls.
crap
When the bad guys step on the court,
he runs to the net.
Beaten, soiled, and humiliated...
but game is not over.
Man, you know I'm through with sticks.
All I do now is rub balls.
And It makes me happy.
But they humiliated me like never!
It was even worse than in the first Raquette!
***, that's rough.
All right. I'll see if I can get the plane out of the garage.
Say... would you rub my balls, too?
Now, he's gonna hit it hard.
Are you ready for this?
Finest French high-tech.
Good for weather, phone numbers, phone sex.
Raquette don't phone sex.
I smell Reece's Feces.
Raquette smashes. That's what he does!
Hey Tom Selleck!
Smash this !
You can't beat me, Raquette. I know your every move.
Nobody knows Raquette.
If you're *** with Raquette,
never lose sight of your balls, and get ready for rebound!
Traduction : Sylvain Chevreton
Merci à lui !